There are two kinds of men
I wouldn’t want to dip my wick in any of you annoying bitches at all.
How to prevent rape? Start posting annoying shit about feminism, Trust me when I say,I DON’T WANT TO RAPE YOU! Let alone have willing consensual sex with somebody that is set-minded that i’m a living breathing rape machine. FUCK. OFF, YOU’RE ANNOYING ME!
"Now just imagine you’re weightless, in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by tiny little seahorses."
Everything you love is here
man its almost 2014 and i’m still a piece of shit
i wont rest until ive complained about everything
It is a common misconception that the ‘L’ in Samuel L Jackson’s name is an abbreviation of his middle name. In actuality, It is a roman numeral, indicating that he is the 50th descendant in the line of Samuel Jacksons, who have guarded our race since the ancient times.
meeting celebrities is an interesting thing because some people spend their life savings to get one photo and hug with their idol while others find them in like the cereal aisle at the grocery store
I expect nothing less
DOES NO ONE SEE THE FACE IN THE EGGS
fucking kids man